Welcome to the website of the Loony Party

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Baron Barnes von
Claptrap’s 
website

 

VOTE LOONY ON 5th MAY 2016
in the Welsh Assembly Election

As you can see from our published accounts, we had a small amount of funds remaining in the Gower Loony Account and a reserve stock of Loony Badges to sell.  Today (31st March) we paid our deposit of £500 to the Returning Officer, although donations are most welcome to cover other costs.

We were very pleased with 253 votes in the 2015 General Election although we had hopes of 400. Anyway we took it on the chin and did not make any complaints or call for any recounts.

We would welcome any new proposals for the election on 5th May 2016, but remind you of our non-offensive and non-abusive rules.

The Welsh Assembly Responsibilities are limited but can be divided into three main headings;-
1. Road sweeping and bin emptying

2. First aid and hospital management
3.Reeding, speling and riting

For latest updated and new policy suggestions,  Click here to go to our Manifesto page

The Baron with the Party Leader

Parliamentary Candidate for Gower, Baron Barnes von Claptrap with Howlin' Laud, Leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party
Former Parliamentary Candidate for Gower, Baron Barnes von Claptrap with Howlin’ Laud, Leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party (OMRLP) has been established for many years and lists among its manifesto victories: – passports for pets, votes for the under 21’s and pubs open all hours. For more information on the ‘The Official Monster Raving Loony Party’, visit the website www.omrlp.com or visit Wikipedia.

WHY STAND FOR THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY?

My aim is to encourage a more in-depth interest in politics through the medium of humour. If you study our proposals you will discover that beneath the humour, there are serious issues and sensible ideas.   It is hoped that this will promote FRIENDLY debate of the topics.

APATHY DOESN’T HELP AT ALL.

IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE BROKEN PROMISES AND THE BAD BEHAVIOUR OF TODAY’S POLITICIANS THEN MAKE YOUR PROTEST AT THE BALLOT BOX.  SHOW THEM THAT YOU DISAPPROVE OF THEIR INEPTOCRACY* AND VOTE LOONY.
*(Ineptocracy – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.)
LET US HAVE NO MORE RACIAL INCITEMENT, NO MORE DYNASTIC CONTROL BY POLITICAL FAMILIES
NO MORE CAREER POLITICIANS WHOSE MAIN INTEREST SEEMS TO BE THEIR OWN JOB SECURITY

VOTE LOONY – YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

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